Red's Mental Playground
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(Source: fckyeahbachelorettefrog)
tales-of-a-big-sexy-liberation:
P!nk - Trouble
Starring Jeremy Renner (x)Oh damn.
Wait, is that a handcuff key in his mouth in the middle left one?
I’ll be in my bunk.
Damn.
*blink*
Oh hell.
I love this song. Love this video.
I would be happy in that sandwich :)
welp
OMFG
2003 called, they’re glad you enjoyed this.
MY BODY IS READY
I’M DOWN FOR A THREESOME
(Source: i-got-dressed-in-a-hurry)
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
nope
(Source: believed, via lokimakesbitcheskneel)
(Source: mishasteaparty, via fuckyeahgodofmischief)
He is just so so so happy omg I can’t
Of course he’s happy. He’s surrounded by horses.
(via youvebeen-loki-d)
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER CONVENTION.
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.
and have our country’s name with our flag on the back :D
(via we-have-an-army)
my gender is bat orchids
i’ve reblogged this before but UGH THEY’RE SO GREAT
I’ve thought about being a flower as a gender before
this makes it more of a solid idea
loving this so hard^
i must have these in my garden…or i can just have this flower be my gender. i’m ok with both.
(Source: snowyharlotsoilmother, via deathsbride)
| Television: | In the criminal justice system-- |
|---|---|
| Me: | SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN |
Osiria rose
This is sexy
AUUUGH it’s alien and gorgeous
i need this in my garden
(via americangothgirl)
| Mum: | Why are you crying? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Oh, a TV show. |
| Me: | Oh, a book. |
| Me: | Oh, a movie. |
| Me: | Oh, a fanfiction. |
| Me: | Oh, a fandom. |
| Me: | Oh, a tumblr post. |
| Me: | Oh, a song. |
| Mum: | Do you ever cry about real things? |
| Me: | WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL. |
| me: | i should get off tumblr |
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| me: | is that a photo of tom hiddleston |
I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
(Source: lokihiddlestom, via loki-is-our-god)
